Paris Hilton loves AC/DC

Paris Hilton was recently photographed exiting a luxurious condominium before entering the night to party. Her crew looks on point in this photo, as you can easily tell that they are huge fans of classic rock bands Van Halen and AC/DC. Paris is even wearing a vintage Blow Up Your Video world tour shirt (1988...great year) while her female friend is rocking a Van Halen Tour of the World 1984. Here is the back of that one.

So does Paris always roll with a Sharpie?
If you look at the wall above the landing behind them, you can clearly make out that someone has "tagged" the phrase "BIG BALL$!" followed by a scribble.

I suppose any urchin off the street could be responsible for this graffiti, but I'd like to think that Paris Hilton herself was feeling it that night and just had to rip a boring white wall with some AC/DC flavor. Hell's Bells!

Paris Hilton has a Crystal Ball

Paris Hilton has been known to wear a bit of fur. What do you expect her to do, buck an epochal status symbol to kowtow to some angry hippies? BTW, the chill hippies think its kinda F’ed up to wear fur as well, but they ain’t out to spread hate or throw flour at anyone. I’d rather see that flour used toward some banana bread or something.

PETA used it to pelt Paris with some ghetto-ass flour bombs on her way to Mayfair from Julien Macdonald’s runway show on the first night of London Fashion Week.

Something caught my eye about this photo, though. Is Paris holding a large marble? Or a crystal ball? That thing looks heavy and I’m just glad she didn’t decide to retaliate. Someone could have been hurt. Do you like violence?

John Dee. 1527-1609. Advisor to Queen Elizabeth I. Into math, science, astrology, and alchemy. Alchemy. This dude F’ed heavily with crystal balls in his attempts to learn the secrets of nature, being a follower of Hermetic philosophy (cult practices, physical transcendence).

We speculate that the sphere has been passed down through the Hilton family since the days of Conrad Hilton, founder of the Hilton Hotel Empire. My friend was especially alarmed by this photo, claiming that he was skeptical of Paris’ ability to control the powers with which she is meddling. He even went on to suggest that Paris may not be holding the crystal ball as the photo would have us believe, but that instead the crystal is holding her. Any guesses?

Paris Hilton in Tight Squeeze?

Paris is great. Here she is pictured getting out of her Mercedes-Benz SLR McLaren. We all get into tight spots now and then, plz don't hate just cause she has the freshest doors on the market. Beside, she just slips by like a cat. Isn't it interesting that she has a chaos star sticker on her bumper? Let us examine a common tenet among Chaos Magicians:

"Nothing is True and Everything is Permitted."

This deceptively hokey ethos can be applied to Paris' situation. What is happening here? Paris' butt is rubbing up against some other dude's, what, corvette? He should be so lucky. The media may use this photo as an opportunity to tease Paris about an awkward moment, but her faux pas is certainly permitted. Everything is.