Paris Hilton wears a Gothic Ring

Paris Hilton had to fly to Ischgl, Austria to promote a new packaging for Prosecco sparkling wine...cans. If my sparkling beverage was making the transition from bottles to cans, you can bet your bottom dollar that I'd want Paris Hilton flown in by chopper, Tyrolean Alps be damned. She took the mic for a bit and did her part, but nobody seemed to remark on the fact that she is wearing what appears to be a gothic style of finger armor ring. This type of jewelery is often worn by the type of people who like to be ready to tear the flesh from your body in the event that, say, vampires are discovered in Barrow, Alaska.

Listen, I don't know what the F* Paris is doing wearing one of these rings. Maybe she got hyped on the release of Dungeons & Dragons Online, maybe she found it in the chopper, I mean really, who knows. It's interesting but its kind of a dead end. I do have a friend who is kind of into this stuff and apparently this style of ring comes in quite a variety of models. Here is a list of some of their names:

Alien Skull
Dragon Claw
Witch Knuckle
Phoenix
Thresh Fledder
Hemlock Poison
Finger of Doom
A Bit of Finger
Dreamfinger