Paris Hilton in Tight Squeeze?
Paris is great. Here she is pictured getting out of her Mercedes-Benz SLR McLaren. We all get into tight spots now and then, plz don't hate just cause she has the freshest doors on the market. Beside, she just slips by like a cat. Isn't it interesting that she has a chaos star sticker on her bumper? Let us examine a common tenet among Chaos Magicians:"Nothing is True and Everything is Permitted."
This deceptively hokey ethos can be applied to Paris' situation. What is happening here? Paris' butt is rubbing up against some other dude's, what, corvette? He should be so lucky. The media may use this photo as an opportunity to tease Paris about an awkward moment, but her faux pas is certainly permitted. Everything is.
posted by * at 12:10 AM
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my friend told me that was Ice Cube's car Paris is up against, if anyone cares?
man, this is bad. you really really need to get a fucking life. there is no "philosophy" or "secrets" to paris hilton, she is a dumb spoiled slut period.
get a life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! why do you even care about her so much. oh yeah by the way that is the worst photoshop ever
what a fucking idiot thats not corvette if that was my car id kill the dumb fuck
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