Paris Hilton has a Crystal Ball

Paris Hilton has been known to wear a bit of fur. What do you expect her to do, buck an epochal status symbol to kowtow to some angry hippies? BTW, the chill hippies think its kinda F’ed up to wear fur as well, but they ain’t out to spread hate or throw flour at anyone. I’d rather see that flour used toward some banana bread or something.

PETA used it to pelt Paris with some ghetto-ass flour bombs on her way to Mayfair from Julien Macdonald’s runway show on the first night of London Fashion Week.

Something caught my eye about this photo, though. Is Paris holding a large marble? Or a crystal ball? That thing looks heavy and I’m just glad she didn’t decide to retaliate. Someone could have been hurt. Do you like violence?

John Dee. 1527-1609. Advisor to Queen Elizabeth I. Into math, science, astrology, and alchemy. Alchemy. This dude F’ed heavily with crystal balls in his attempts to learn the secrets of nature, being a follower of Hermetic philosophy (cult practices, physical transcendence).

We speculate that the sphere has been passed down through the Hilton family since the days of Conrad Hilton, founder of the Hilton Hotel Empire. My friend was especially alarmed by this photo, claiming that he was skeptical of Paris’ ability to control the powers with which she is meddling. He even went on to suggest that Paris may not be holding the crystal ball as the photo would have us believe, but that instead the crystal is holding her. Any guesses?